Office Hours, Friday 5/21

[superartie]

Artie had a trashcan on his head. He was running into the walls of his office.

Look, you did office hours your way, he did his his way.

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[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Oooo!" Dandelion said appearing at the door and covered in green paint. "Where do I get my trashcan?"

[superartie]

Artie paused, trashcan still firmly over his head. "Maybe you can find one? Perhaps another teacher will lend it to you!"

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

Oooo. Good idea!

"Oooo. Good idea!" she exclaimed as she echoed the narrative in her head and dashed out of the room.

[superartie]

Artie stood there with a trashcan on his head. After a moment, he went back to running into the walls.

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

And five minutes later the girl with pain all over her had returned with her own trashcan on her head.

"I have returned to help you!" She declared as she ran into the desk.

[superartie]

"Excellent!" Artie ran into a filing cabinet. "Welcome back, little viking!"

Well. That was bound to happen eventually.

[superartie]

Artie froze in the middle of rebounding off a wall.

". . . Large . . . viking?"

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"I... AM... NOT... A... VIKING!" she shouted as she flailed around on the floor. "HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE SUCH A THING!"

[superartie]

Artie continued to stand stock still with the trashcan on his head.

". . . Pirate?" he tried.

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Okay! I can live with that!" Dandelion said with a cheerful and complete turnabout in mood. "Arr! Booty! Rum! Scurvy! Syphilis!"

[superartie]

"Pipe!" cried Artie. And then he ran into another wall.

He possibly would still end up calling her a viking occasionally. It was his thing.

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

And Dandelion would forget being called a viking when the next shiny thing came along.

"My trash can smells like pudding."

[superartie]

"Pudding head!" cried Artie. "The Outrageous!"

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Now I want pudding," Dandelion decided. "And eye holes for my trash can. WAIT! No. Just the pudding. And a spoon."

[superartie]

"Eyeholes would be cheating," Artie declared. "We should get mashed potatoes."

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"With pudding gravy!"

[superartie]

"And sprinkles!"