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[superartie]

"Greetings, fellow vikings! You have reached Artie! The Strongest Man . . . in the world! Leave a message!"

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Comments

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Artie? My name is Peter Parker. I'm with the school newspaper - well, newsletter for the summer - and I need to interview one of the workshop instructors for our first issue. If you're interested in being interviewed, I'd be available any time today or Monday."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Artie, this is Walter Dornez from your Dada class. I'm sorry, but I'll have to miss your last class on Friday. I'm leaving for home tonight and won't be back in time. I have a pass (http://fh-office.livejournal.com/29419.html?thread=235499#t235499) from the office. I enjoyed your class and I apologize for having to miss the last one.

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Artie it's Tim. Or as you might know me, Pete. Even though that's not really my name. Anyway, is there somewhere I can meet you? I'm going home in a while, probably for good, and I have something for you before I go."