By the docks, Friday morning

[superartie]

Artie was performing a merry jig atop his porta-home. His usual red and blue outfit was replaced with an almost identical one in shades of green. He wore buckled shoes and a white plastic bowler with shamrocks on it. Mortimer wore a similar hat, only bug sized.

Artie paused for a moment, listening.

"Why, yes, Mortimer. A search for a pot of gold is a perfectly pipe plan!"