Office Hours, Tuesday 5/11

[superartie]

Artie had an office. He quite possibly had never had one before. It was just as possible he had no idea what a teacher generally did with an office.

"One . . . two . . . three . . . four. . . ." Artie was currently doing some aerobics in his office. "Eins . . . zwei . . . drei . . . vier . . . im Deutschland!"

Artie's aerobics involved bouncing around the roof off walls and falling over the desk.

His office was open.

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[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

Hayley was going to just smile. She actually kind of liked this guy. A little weird, but... he seemed to have a good opinion of her right off the bat.

"And I'm Hayley," she said. "But I'm not strongest of anything."

[superartie]

"That's not the spirit, Hayley! You must be super at something!"

[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

Hayley was super unstable, but that wasn't exactly a positive thing.

"I ain't figured that out yet," Hayley said, her smile fading a little. "I'm still trying to find that thing."

[superartie]

"Then perhaps I can help!" Artie struck another pose. "Have you ever arm-wrestled a slab of bacon?"

[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

"I had never thought about that," Hayley said. "But now that you mention it, I kinda want to."

[superartie]

Artie gasped again. "Idea! Iiiiiideeeeeeeeaaaaaaa! Would you like to assist me in teaching Fandom to wrestle bacon?"

[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

Hayley stared.

"Yes. Yes I do," she said.

She didn't have anything better to do with her time.

[superartie]

"Excellent! Our first class is tomorrow!"

[onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com]

"Tomorrow?" Hayley said, blinking. "Well gee, I guess I better dive right in. What do I need to do?"

[superartie]

That was a good question. Artie made a show of considering it carefully. "Show up," he said. "And be strange."