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[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Artie? My name is Peter Parker. I'm with the school newspaper - well, newsletter for the summer - and I need to interview one of the workshop instructors for our first issue. If you're interested in being interviewed, I'd be available any time today or Monday."